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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9946
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Emeralds Found: 6215
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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