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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Gods Slained: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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