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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 249 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
Rune Stones Activated: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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