BlockbusterCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	5395	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	6005

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	4873
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Potions Brewed:	104
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magic Items Found:	7304
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	New Chunks Explored:	658286
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	131	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crops Grown:	7139	Ores Mined:	4905
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Votes:	9284
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	112	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	541879	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	7578
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	239	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	41
Animals Bred:	110	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Animals Bred:	115
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

Players:	110/900	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magic Items Found:	6700
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0