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Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

assertive, Bants, blocky, bold, brazen, challenge, command, compliance, Daring, Demand, explicit, expose, follow orders, Minecraft, obedience, Provocative, provocative statement, push boundaries, Reveal, RISQUE, Server, Suggestive, titties, whip out

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Potions Brewed:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, if I told you to whip out your titties, you’d have to do it! That’s right, we’ve got crazy challenges and dares that will keep you on your toes (or should I say, on your tits). Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of nudity. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and show us what you’ve got (literally)!

The Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

Cadet, Minecraft, smp, Space

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	107	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience – Dawn of 2000s! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who accidentally got stuck in the year 2000 and decided to start a Minecraft server. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasures from the future. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered.

3. Our community events include epic dance parties where everyone has to wear early 2000s fashion. Get ready to break out those cargo pants and frosted tips!

4. The server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, it’s pogs. That’s right, we’re bringing back the classic game of pogs and using them to trade for goods and services.

So what are you waiting for? Join Dawn of 2000s today and experience the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

MineDemon Network

Cross-Play, Custom, ENDERBOX PVP, GENSPVP, Minecraft, MineDemon Network, PvP, Survival, Survival OP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to MineDemon Network!

Modalities: – SURVIVAL OP (CUSTOM) – ENDERBOX PVP – GENSPVP

At the moment we have Survival OP enabled (Custom)

minedemon.com:25594

Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Crafty, culo, Generate, list, long tail, Minecraft, no 928785475, Server, tags

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because Culo is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Our custom-built map features hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your nose.

But that’s not all! Our staff team is made up of trained ninja pandas who are always ready to assist you with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT or organizing a massive chicken dance party in the town square.

So what are you waiting for? Join Culo today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying llamas armed with laser beams…they can be a bit unpredictable.

Middle Aged Minecraft SMP Mamas

age gap, aged, Boundaries, Communication, Cons of sex with middle aged women, emotional connection, Experience, first hand experiences, intense post nut clarity, Intimacy, libido, mamas, Maturity, middle, middle aged women, Minecraft, Older Women, Physical attraction, Post-nut clarity, relationships, sexual experiences, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, smp, wisdom

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate post nut clarity experience!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will reveal hidden truths about the universe. Our server is so intense that players have reported achieving enlightenment after just one session.

But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos and hilarity where the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience post nut clarity like never before!

qBroccoli Craft

Atm9, Land claiming, minecraft server, PVP disabled, qBroccoli Craft, sky modpack, Skyblock, version 1.1.3

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8894
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to qBroccoli Craft!

ATM9 to the sky modpack. version 1.1.3

Feel free to come join along and play with your friends. PvP is disabled and land claiming is enabled.

Please note you need to install atm9 to the sky modpack to play this server. we are running the latest version

37.221.199.159

Brazilian Femcel Dating Minecraft Server

beauty standards, Brazilian, Communication, Confidence, Cultural differences, DATING, FEMCEL, Insecurity, Loneliness, love, mental health, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	210
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of dating boring old Steve and Alex? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can date a Brazilian femcel! She’s got the moves like a Samba dancer and the crafting skills of a pro. Plus, she’ll serenade you with love songs while you mine for diamonds. Who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got a Brazilian femcel by your side? Join now for a chance at love and adventure like never before!

Here’s your new Smash Bros game Minecraft SMP

Action Game, bros, Characters, competitive, Entertainment, Fighting Game, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, Heres, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, New game, New Release, Nintendo, nintendo switch, online play, SMASH, smash bros, smp, super smash bros, video game

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and meme their way to victory.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground is literally lava and “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against a herd of speedy swine. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles that will have you questioning your sanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your chicken, and come join the madness today!

What are Minecraft servers like GospelCraft ?

BIBLE, biblical, Christian, Christianity, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, FAITH, Fellowship, Game, gospel, Kingdom, Plugins, Principles, PvE, Religion, Roleplay, scripture, Server, SPIRITUAL, Survival, Towny, Worship

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Emeralds Found:	7537
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

FaithfulMC – A Christian Minecraft server that offers a similar experience to GospelCraft , focusing on incorporating biblical principles into gameplay.
ChristianCraft – Another Minecraft server dedicated to providing a Christian gaming experience, with plugins and features that promote scripture and gospel teachings.
ChurchCraft – A server that combines Minecraft gameplay with a focus on church-related activities, events, and discussions, perfect for players looking to explore their faith in a virtual world.
HolyCraft – A unique Minecraft server that blends traditional gameplay with religious themes, offering a one-of-a-kind experience for players seeking spiritual enrichment while gaming.
HeavenCraft – A server that offers a heavenly Minecraft experience, with themed areas, quests, and challenges that reflect biblical stories and teachings, perfect for players seeking a religiously inspired gaming experience.

GospelCraft.com

ARCTIC

Adventure, Arctic, Community, Cross-Play, Decision making, Discord, Discord link, Dynamic world, Experience, Gaming, Minecraft, Skills, strategy, survival adventure, survival gameplay

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Animals Bred:	170
Holy Grails Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Join Our Ultimate Minecraft Survival Adventure!

Are you ready to embark on the survival journey of a lifetime? Look no further! Our Survival Server is the perfect blend of adventure and strategy, designed to give you a gaming experience like no other.

Stay Connected: Join our growing community on Discord! Share your experiences, get server updates, and connect with fellow players. Discord Link: https://discord.gg/BBkXHPyhvw

What Awaits You:

Thrilling Survival Gameplay: Test your skills in a dynamic world where every decision matters.

Arctic.bmx.lol:25034

Dooby Minecraft Server

Dooby, dooby like that, it dooby, like that, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn like a sleepy panda? Well, look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (he’s a great dancer, trust us).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a Diamond Chicken, amirite?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server where the sky is made of cotton candy, the oceans are filled with chocolate milk, and the only limit is your imagination. It dooby like that.

WAKEUP CALL NEETS Minecraft SMP

#WakeUp, addicted, apartment, Based, Call, disgusted, flipping burgers, hippies, Homeless, homelessness, Job, Kids, Lazy, Leeching, Minecraft, Mortgage, Nazis, neets, parenting, parenting skills, perma-welfare, smp, wake up call, Welfare

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of lazy NEETs leeching off their parents and not contributing to society? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where we kick out any player who doesn’t have a job flipping burgers in-game to pay for their virtual apartment or mortgage. We don’t tolerate perma-welfare addicted hippies here, only hard-working gamers who know how to fend for themselves. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for players who think they’re Nazis online – they’re definitely not “based” in our book. So come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and even crazier players!

Odiecraft

commonsense, Friendly, good ping, Google hardware, Keepinventory, max view distance 32, Minecraft, No Griefing, Odiecraft, Phantoms Disabled, Server, sethome command, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

I decided to make a powerful Minecraft server with some quality of life changes.

keepInventory is on, so that you don’t lose items on death. Phantoms are disabled.

Everyone has the /sethome command.

The max view distance is set to 32.

It is running on Google hardware so it should have a good ping.

The main rule is commonsense for a friendly server (no griefing).

Try us out!

odiecraft.com

Winning Minecraft Server

achieve victory, achievement, Ahead, come out on top, Conquer, emerge victorious, First Place, Leading, Minecraft, on top, Overcome, prevail, Server, Succeed, success, top of the game, triumphant, triumphantly, Victorious, victorious mindset, winning, winning mentality

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually work for your loot? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re winning! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll automatically be showered with diamonds, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon to ride around on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who roams the land granting wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence, where the only rule is to have fun and remember: on our server, we’re winning!

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP

Android, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Livestream, Map, Media Contents, Minecraft, News, official trailer, patch notes, Promotion Video, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, Rinascita, smp, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Timeline, twitter, Version 1.4, Waves, When the Night Knocks, windows, wuthering waves, wuwa, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mines Excavated:	1485	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Join our server where you can surrender or die like Yinlin in a Resonator Showcase! Witness Xiangli Yao uncover THE ULTIMATE TRUTH while dodging night-time attacks in Version 1.4. But wait, there’s more! Explore Rinascita and face the Depths of Illusive Realm in a Phantasm Amass event. Don’t miss out on the Ragunna Sales Blitz where you can join the Pioneer Association and battle in the Pincer Maneuver Warriors II event. And if that’s not enough, we have emotes that will make you question your sanity and codes that will unlock hidden treasures. Join now and become part of the Wuwa community where every choice you make could lead to epic adventures!

Players:	105/700	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2