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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1598 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 7992 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!