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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 4401 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!