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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8006 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
Emeralds Found: | 2493 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2096 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!