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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3963 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6070 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!