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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 3379 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 45 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!