BlockBabies R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Crops Grown:	1318	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, enchanted armor, and secret underground bases. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild as you create your own virtual paradise.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. So if you’re looking to strike it rich in the Minecraft world, this is the place to be!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crops Grown:	5719
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Towns Built:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	185
Astral Projections Made:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	132172
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Emeralds Found:	6580
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Votes:	9908
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Votes:	9575
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Farms Harvested:	921	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mines Excavated:	1707
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!