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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ores Mined: 8648 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
Dragon Eggs Found: 1372 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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