Block Breaker Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Secret Passages Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magic Items Found:	5250	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Players Killed by Monsters:	8157
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Villages Defended:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

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CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.