Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 36

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Right Wing Minecraft Server

    Blocky Right Wing Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil forces of right-wing politics? Join our Minecraft server where we fight back by building giant statues of socialist leaders and throwing virtual Molotov cocktails at oppressive structures! Our community of players is made up of strong, independent white working class folks who refuse to be pushed around by the establishment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where we plot the overthrow of the capitalist regime. So come join us and help us stick it to the man in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP

    Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one asks if you’re winning, daughter? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where you’ll hear that question on the daily! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will always have your back, daughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where winning is the only option!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Zombie Dances: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • PixelPanic: Human Horrors

    PixelPanic: Human Horrors
    Are you ready to unleash your inner mad scientist in Minecraft? Join our server and show off your twisted creations that will make even Herobrine shiver in fear! From giant zombie pigmen statues to haunted mansions filled with traps, there’s no limit to the terrifying builds you can create. Join now and let your creativity run wild…or should we say, run SCARY! 🧟‍♂️👻🔥

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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