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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 709 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.
So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?