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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 2121 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.
So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?