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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 6948 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 170 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 151 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.
So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?