Blast Off Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild mashup of Minecraft and Bomberman on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! TNT starts raining down from the sky and you have to dodge and weave like a pro Bomberman player to survive. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4832
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

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Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockheadsRUs

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3174	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Animals Bred:	170	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

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lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Animals Bred:	103
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	New Chunks Explored:	647137

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

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Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

Overview

Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

Server Information

Server Version	1.20.1
Server Type	Whitelist Only
Content Creators	Yes

Join Us

If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
Can I join as a content creator?	Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
How quickly are applications reviewed?	Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

-Professor Tommo

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	190	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Animals Bred:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
New Chunks Explored:	422881	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LoveCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineCrafty2024

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ores Mined:	609	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Oblivious to the Minigames

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Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

Game Mode	New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
Features	– Gather resources as a team – Fight unique neutral objectives – Destroy enemy’s monuments
Discord	Join the discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
Is there a specific team size for this game mode?	Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
What happens if our team loses all our resources?	If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
Can I play solo or do I need a team?	While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2742	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4196	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mines Excavated:	2966	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crops Grown:	7999
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

“Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crops Grown:	5850	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.