Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Treasure Maps Found: 6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

    No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters
    Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

    Server Information

    Server Version 1.20.1
    Server Type Whitelist Only
    Content Creators Yes

    Join Us

    If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server open to new players? Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
    Can I join as a content creator? Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
    How quickly are applications reviewed? Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

    -Professor Tommo

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

    Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 New Chunks Explored: 667315
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

    Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoveCraft SMP

    LoveCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

    Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCrafty2024

    MineCrafty2024
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 7985
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

    NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6026
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

    Game Mode New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
    Features – Gather resources as a team
    – Fight unique neutral objectives
    – Destroy enemy’s monuments
    Discord Join the discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
    Is there a specific team size for this game mode? Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
    What happens if our team loses all our resources? If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
    Can I play solo or do I need a team? While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3118
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

    Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

    So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

    So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperChristmasTripNope

    CreeperChristmasTripNope
    Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

    We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

    So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Runes Activated: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NerdAlertMC SMP

    NerdAlertMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

    We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Magic Items Found: 6590 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyLifeQuest

    CraftyLifeQuest
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of your purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests to discover your true calling.

    On our server, you’ll encounter talking cows, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to stop them with your mighty pickaxe and enchanted armor.

    Not convinced yet? How about this – rumor has it that buried deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so valuable that it could buy you a real-life mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you meet our resident llama who can recite Shakespearean sonnets on command.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wacky adventures begin! Who knows, you might just find your true calling in life after all – whether it’s becoming a master builder, a fearless warrior, or the ultimate chicken whisperer. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyXi_USbffs

    CraftyXi_USbffs
    so like, this server is like, the coolest place ever man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. you can build a house out of candy canes and ride a rainbow to the end of the world.

    we got Xi from China chilling with us, ready to be your partner and friend. he’s got all the insider info on how to dominate the game and conquer all the land.

    join us for epic battles against evil mobs and crazy adventures in the nether. we even have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons.

    come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

    MurkCraft: Where leveling up in Minecraft is like a competitive sport, with mythical pets and chill neighbors!

    MurkCraft Minecraft Server

    IP play.murkpvp.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/qSMVqSVj

    ✨ What We Offer:

    • 🗺️ Two Worlds, One Server: Start your adventure in our vanilla survival world, or dive into our RPG world.
    • 🧙 RPG Classes & Skills: Choose your class, unlock new abilities, and upgrade your skills.
    • 💰 Unique Economy: Multiple currencies and ways to earn through jobs.
    • 🐾 Pets, Mounts, & Custom Gear: Collect pets, mounts, and custom gear.
    • ⚔️ Mob Arenas & Dungeons: Challenge yourself with tough mobs and rewarding loot.
    • 🛠️ Crafting Stations & Vendors: Create powerful gear and unique equipment.
    • 📜 Interactive Board & Tutorials: Helpful resources to understand the server.

    Join us on MurkCraft for a chill, immersive Minecraft experience designed for adult players.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is the server adult-only? Yes, MurkCraft is a private server for adult players.
    Are there opportunities to become staff? Yes, we are looking for staff and creative minds to join our team.
    How can I earn currency on the server? You can earn currency through jobs, quests, and other in-game activities.
    Can I bring my own pets and mounts? Yes, you can collect pets and mounts to accompany you on your adventures.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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