Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ores Mined: 5165 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 397
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
Villages Defended: 16 Epic Shields Constructed: 19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Depression Escape Minecraft Server

    Depression Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Towns Built: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

    Random Anon’s SMP Adventures
    Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BlockheadsRUs

    BlockheadsRUs
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

    Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

    So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Enchantments Applied: 277
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

    InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

    But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

    MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

    So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Farms Harvested: 359 Divine Spears Created: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

    MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts
    lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

    our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

    if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Farms Harvested: 132
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Enchantments Applied: 291
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 230
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

    No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters
    Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

    Server Information

    Server Version 1.20.1
    Server Type Whitelist Only
    Content Creators Yes

    Join Us

    If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server open to new players? Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
    Can I join as a content creator? Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
    How quickly are applications reviewed? Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

    -Professor Tommo

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5765 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

    Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

    Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • LoveCraft SMP

    LoveCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

    Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 91 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MineCrafty2024

    MineCrafty2024
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Dimension Hops: 12
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

    NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

    Game Mode New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
    Features – Gather resources as a team
    – Fight unique neutral objectives
    – Destroy enemy’s monuments
    Discord Join the discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
    Is there a specific team size for this game mode? Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
    What happens if our team loses all our resources? If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
    Can I play solo or do I need a team? While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Star Shards Collected: 75
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

    Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

    So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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