Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Farms Harvested: 414 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Nano Fat Blocker Server

    Nano Fat Blocker Server
    haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Crops Grown: 8586

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Snormines

    Snormines

    Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: play.snormines.net

    Snormines is a network -in built server.

    LIFESTEAL SEASON 1 – Just Released!

    – Clans – Grindy Economy – No P2W – Building community – 10k x 10k Maps

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Towns Built: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • gravityfalls MC

    gravityfalls MC

    Survival Anarchy 1.21 A Minecraft Vanilla 1.21 Server

    Welcome to gravityfalls! The Ultimate Minecraft 1.21 Anarchy Experience

    Dive into true Minecraft anarchy with no rules . Play on the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with top-tier performance for lag-free gameplay. Join a thriving community of anarchists where you can form alliances, build empires, or betray your friends. Expect occasional events that add unique twists to the classic experience.

    Server Details:

    IP Address: gravityfalls.ch Version: Minecraft 1.21 Discord: https://discord.gg/5pyfeG5Hq8

    Prepare for battle and carve out your legacy in the most ruthless Minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Mines Excavated: 4112
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Chase Me Minecraft Server

    Chase Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with eligible Minecraft characters just waiting to be your pixelated love interest! From the charming Steve to the mysterious Enderman, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual dating adventures. Join now and find your blocky soulmate!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ””/inDIeS/”’ Minecraft SMP

    ””/inDIeS/”’ Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks English? Do you want to join a community of Spanish-speaking indie VTubers who are taking over the virtual world one block at a time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore together. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself tried to join, but we had to ban him for griefing (typical Herobrine).

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of room for new members who are ready to bring their A-game and show off their building skills. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks – then you might regret it a little). See you in the game, amigos! 🌵🦙🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Ores Mined: 7802 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CousinCraft Minecraft Server

    CousinCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle in all the land!

    Join us and escape the madness of real life, where grandmas try to sabotage weddings and cousins bite people at the arcade. On our server, you can create your own world where crazy relatives can’t ruin your fun.

    Forget about choosing between “real” cousins and “fake” cousins – on our server, everyone is family and we all work together to create amazing builds and have a great time.

    So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! No need to worry about being called disrespectful or unfillial here – just let your creativity run wild and have a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 256 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Runes Activated: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition

    GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creeper explosions! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not!

    🤪 Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is filled with more plot twists than a soap opera, with family feuds, lawsuits, and bitter grudges that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman!

    😜 Want to join a server where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the family dynamics? Then hop on board and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions!

    🤩 So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will make you question your own family dynamics! Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness drama that puts the Kardashians to shame? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Ores Mined: 7899 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun

    DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a magical genie is waiting to grant you one dollar for every block you mine! That’s right, just swing your pickaxe and watch the cash flow in. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and enchanted loot. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden treasure room will be granted three wishes by the genie. So start digging, exploring, and racking up those dollars to uncover the ultimate prize!

    Join us now and start your journey to riches and wishes on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew mining could be so profitable and magical at the same time?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Star Shards Collected: 55 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Magic Items Found: 4981 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

    NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition
    lol do u like drama? do u like action? then join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine vs n.korea war every day! come build ur own bunker and defend against the evil n.korean invaders who are trying to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this intense battle for survival! join now for all the chaos and mayhem u could ever want in a minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal

    Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal
    Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Israeli Forces uncovering Russian weapons in Hezbollah’s advanced South Lebanon bunker! Like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there. Imagine exploring that bunker in Minecraft, finding all kinds of crazy weapons and secrets. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, you never know what other insane adventures await you on this server. So come on, join now and let’s uncover some epic loot together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 238 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters

    ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters
    lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

    we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

    if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

    we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

    so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

    come to our server!

    advantages:

    1) blank card

    2) donation does not solve

    3) tube survival and nothing extra

    4) responsive administration!

    5) stability

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Crops Grown: 5691
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

    Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Dimension Hops: 1 New Chunks Explored: 93092
    Emeralds Found: 3244 Dragon Eggs Found: 5156
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

    >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 85 Zombie Dances: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • DadBodCraft

    DadBodCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Animals Bred: 119
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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