Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server

    Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1146 Star Shards Collected: 136
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Dimension Hops: 12
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Villages Defended: 15
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Infinite Cobblemon

    Infinite Cobblemon

    Dive into the pixelated world of Infinite Cobblemon, where the thrill of exploration meets the endless possibilities of automation! This unique modpack blends the beloved Cobblemon mod with an array of powerful tools and features, setting the stage for an unforgettable adventure.

    Key Features:

    Catch ‘Em All with Cobblemon: Discover and capture a variety of adorable Cobblemon as you traverse diverse biomes. Each creature has unique abilities and can be trained to battle against wild Cobblemon and other trainers!

    Engineering Marvels with Create Mod: Build intricate machines and automated farms to streamline your resource gathering. Create mesmerizing contraptions, from conveyor belts to elaborate mechanical systems, all while enhancing your Cobblemon journey.

    Efficient Storage with Applied Energistics: Tired of cluttered inventories? Utilize the powerful AE system to manage your items and resources. Craft your own storage network to keep your Cobblemon supplies organized and accessible at all times.

    Epic Adventures with Dungeons & Structures: Explore a plethora of dungeons and structures scattered throughout the world. Each location is filled with challenges, treasure, and rare Cobblemon waiting to be discovered. Gear up and prepare for epic battles against mobs and bosses!

    Versatile Exploration with Sophisticated Backpacks: Never run out of space while exploring! Equip yourself with sophisticated backpacks that not only expand your inventory but also offer various crafting capabilities. Customize your backpack to suit your adventure style.

    Join the Adventure: Whether you’re battling trainers, exploring vast landscapes, or building amazing contraptions, Infinite Cobblemon offers endless fun and creativity. Gather your friends, embark on quests, and experience a world where the thrill of discovery knows no bounds!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2760 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP: simplyvanilla.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

    Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

    Map size: 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? Since 2019.
    What is the map size? 10 TB+
    Can I join the server’s Discord community? Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
    Is the Nether accessible in the server? Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves? Look no further than our server, where we take hunting games to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join us for epic hunting adventures in our virtual world, where you can track down elusive prey and relive the nostalgia of classic hunting titles. Our featured games include theHunter: Call of the Wild, where you can immerse yourself in beautiful open-world environments and witness realistic animal behavior. Share your favorite reserves, hunting tips, and memorable moments with fellow hunters!

    If you’re a fan of a more authentic, grind-based hunting experience, then theHunter: Classic is the game for you. And for those looking for a real challenge, Way of the Hunter offers detailed animal AI, tracking mechanics, and lifelike environments that will put your hunting skills to the test.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the nostalgic arcade-style fun of Cabela’s Games and share your favorite moments from Dangerous Hunts. Who knows, you might even have a wild story or two to share!

    Join us for tips and tricks on getting that perfect shot, the best loadouts, gear, and strategies for each game, and multiplayer hunting experiences that will leave you howling with excitement. And don’t forget to share your real hunting stories, pics, and vids – the crazier, the better!

    Whether you’re a seasoned hunter or just starting out, our server is the place to be for all things hunting. So grab your gear, sharpen your skills, and get ready to join the wildest hunt of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

    The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Towns Built: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Alien Abductions: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

    CraftySabotage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • DressGate: Mom Edition

    DressGate: Mom Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3776 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • HeartbreakCraft SMP

    HeartbreakCraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyBargains

    CraftyBargains
    A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

    ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

    AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption
    join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 98 Potions Brewed: 122
    Ores Mined: 7236 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Monarch Migration Madness

    Monarch Migration Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

    our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

    if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

    so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 165

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Tempest Realm

    Tempest Realm

    —–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

    Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

    We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

    Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Mines Excavated: 3180
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CometSMP

    CometSMP

    CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

    Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!
    Here is the information presented in a nicely formatted HTML table:

    Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features
    Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
    Proximity Voice Chat
    No Age Restriction
    Community-Focused Gameplay

    Rules & Requirements

    1. Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
    2. Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
    3. No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
    4. Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

    Interested in Joining?

    If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

    And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

    1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

    2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

    3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

    4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

    5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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