Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Chimeras Created: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • TimeTravelerSMP

    TimeTravelerSMP
    If you could time travel for one day, would you go back to the time when creepers were just cute little green blobs who wanted to be your friend? Or maybe you’d go forward to a time where pigs rule the world and demand sacrifices of bacon every morning? Join our Minecraft SMP and you can time travel to all these wacky scenarios and more! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a portal to the Nether? Come join us for some timey-wimey shenanigans and let’s make history… or mess it up completely!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 449143 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
    Have you ever dreamt of riding a pink llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie chickens with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the wackiest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to wake up from this dream come true!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • TechRace Minecraft Server

    TechRace Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CommieCraft: Red Army Edition

    CommieCraft: Red Army Edition
    join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops teaming up with russian army to dominate the virtual world! watch as pyongyang fully enters the war against other players, building massive bases and launching crazy attacks. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8774 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server

    Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 96 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Infinite Cobblemon

    Infinite Cobblemon

    Dive into the pixelated world of Infinite Cobblemon, where the thrill of exploration meets the endless possibilities of automation! This unique modpack blends the beloved Cobblemon mod with an array of powerful tools and features, setting the stage for an unforgettable adventure.

    Key Features:

    Catch ‘Em All with Cobblemon: Discover and capture a variety of adorable Cobblemon as you traverse diverse biomes. Each creature has unique abilities and can be trained to battle against wild Cobblemon and other trainers!

    Engineering Marvels with Create Mod: Build intricate machines and automated farms to streamline your resource gathering. Create mesmerizing contraptions, from conveyor belts to elaborate mechanical systems, all while enhancing your Cobblemon journey.

    Efficient Storage with Applied Energistics: Tired of cluttered inventories? Utilize the powerful AE system to manage your items and resources. Craft your own storage network to keep your Cobblemon supplies organized and accessible at all times.

    Epic Adventures with Dungeons & Structures: Explore a plethora of dungeons and structures scattered throughout the world. Each location is filled with challenges, treasure, and rare Cobblemon waiting to be discovered. Gear up and prepare for epic battles against mobs and bosses!

    Versatile Exploration with Sophisticated Backpacks: Never run out of space while exploring! Equip yourself with sophisticated backpacks that not only expand your inventory but also offer various crafting capabilities. Customize your backpack to suit your adventure style.

    Join the Adventure: Whether you’re battling trainers, exploring vast landscapes, or building amazing contraptions, Infinite Cobblemon offers endless fun and creativity. Gather your friends, embark on quests, and experience a world where the thrill of discovery knows no bounds!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Enchantments Applied: 178
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 92

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP: simplyvanilla.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

    Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

    Map size: 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? Since 2019.
    What is the map size? 10 TB+
    Can I join the server’s Discord community? Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
    Is the Nether accessible in the server? Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves? Look no further than our server, where we take hunting games to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join us for epic hunting adventures in our virtual world, where you can track down elusive prey and relive the nostalgia of classic hunting titles. Our featured games include theHunter: Call of the Wild, where you can immerse yourself in beautiful open-world environments and witness realistic animal behavior. Share your favorite reserves, hunting tips, and memorable moments with fellow hunters!

    If you’re a fan of a more authentic, grind-based hunting experience, then theHunter: Classic is the game for you. And for those looking for a real challenge, Way of the Hunter offers detailed animal AI, tracking mechanics, and lifelike environments that will put your hunting skills to the test.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the nostalgic arcade-style fun of Cabela’s Games and share your favorite moments from Dangerous Hunts. Who knows, you might even have a wild story or two to share!

    Join us for tips and tricks on getting that perfect shot, the best loadouts, gear, and strategies for each game, and multiplayer hunting experiences that will leave you howling with excitement. And don’t forget to share your real hunting stories, pics, and vids – the crazier, the better!

    Whether you’re a seasoned hunter or just starting out, our server is the place to be for all things hunting. So grab your gear, sharpen your skills, and get ready to join the wildest hunt of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 158 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 4504
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

    The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Animals Bred: 21 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 359784 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Farms Harvested: 111 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6022 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

    CraftySabotage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Star Shards Collected: 224
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • DressGate: Mom Edition

    DressGate: Mom Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Zombie Dances: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • HeartbreakCraft SMP

    HeartbreakCraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Emeralds Found: 7831 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyBargains

    CraftyBargains
    A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

    ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Potions Brewed: 66

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

    AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption
    join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 78 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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