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Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	9229	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Void Gems Collected:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	284	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	278
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	737843
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	576
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Towns Built:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4626
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	4455	Astral Projections Made:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Votes:	9679
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, Competition, DAUGHTER, Dedication, EMBARRASSMENT, extracurricular activities, family, friendship, Minecraft, musical education, musical interests, parental decisions, peer pressure, piano lessons, Pianocraft, progress, Quitting, recital, rules, Server, social dynamics, Support, talent

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Votes:	2062	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Looking for a server that will teach you dedication and perseverance like never before? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like Annie’s commitment to piano lessons, we require all players to stick with the game for a year before they can quit (no questions asked if they do decide to leave after that).

Join us and practice your Minecraft skills for at least an hour every day, just like Annie practices piano. Who knows, you might even make rapid progress and impress everyone with your building skills!

And don’t worry about playing the same old game, our server is constantly evolving with new challenges and adventures. Just like Annie, who played the same piece as a 6 year old, you’ll have the chance to show off your skills and compete with other players.

But beware of the frenemies on the server, just like Annie’s former best friend Emily. They may try to outdo you with their well-known Chopin pieces (or in this case, epic builds). But remember, it’s all in good fun and competition only makes you stronger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to stick with it for a year. And who knows, maybe you’ll surprise yourself with how much you enjoy the challenge!

CelebCraft: 3StarReviewLOL

3StarReviewLOL, cameo, CelebCraft, CELEBRITY REVIEW, clarification, Communication, customer feedback, customer satisfaction, customer service, entertainment industry, holiday message, honest review, message response, misunderstanding, online interaction, Personal Message, Prompt, social media, unique video, video content, video request

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Towns Built:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Votes:	9219

Are you tired of boring old celebrities who can’t even follow a simple request on Cameo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, every player gets a personalized greeting from their favorite characters!

Imagine logging in and seeing Steve from Minecraft wishing you a happy birthday while riding a llama, or Herobrine telling you a joke that will make you laugh for days. Our celebrities are dedicated to making your experience unforgettable, even if they sometimes forget to follow the prompt.

Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with unique videos that will make you question reality. Who needs real celebrities when you can have virtual ones who actually listen to your requests? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to interact with your favorite characters in the most hilarious way possible!

FicCharSwapMCSMP

Alternate Reality, book character, daydream, different perspective, dream job, dream scenario, Escape, exciting adventure, FANTASY, favorite character, FicCharSwapMCSMP, fictional character, imagination, magical experience, movie character, role reversal, storybook character, swap lives, temporary change, TV character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	9625
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	New Chunks Explored:	646547

OMG guys, if you join this epic Minecraft SMP, you can totally swap lives with any fictional character for a day! Like, imagine being Spongebob Squarepants and living in a pineapple under the sea, or being Harry Potter and casting spells all day long. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! You can also ride on a flying llama while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness that goes down in this server.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ultimate meme lord of the Minecraft world. YOLO, amirite?

GiftGriefCraft

awkward conversations, Communication, expressing gratitude, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift giving etiquette, gift giving tips, gift receiving, GiftGriefCraft, Honesty, lying.., opinion, receiving gifts, receiving presents, relationships, showing appreciation, social etiquette, tactful responses, telling the truth, thoughtful gifts, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real life gift-giving and dive into a world of blocky fun!

Join us if you want to avoid those cringy moments when you receive a gift you absolutely hate. On our server, you can simply build a giant statue of yourself holding a sign that says “Worst gift ever!” and watch as your friends laugh and applaud your honesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gift Goblin, a mischievous creature who steals bad gifts and replaces them with diamonds and rare items. So if Aunt Mildred gives you another pair of socks for Christmas, just leave them out for the Gift Goblin and see what treasures he leaves in return.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where honesty is the best policy and bad gifts are a thing of the past!

CheesyCraft Redux

Archived Worlds, CheesyCraft, Claims, commands, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom, Development, East Coast, Features, Players, programming, PvE, Quality, quality of life, Quantity, redux, Resold Assets, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, Survival, texturing, united states

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

CheesyCraft Redux Server Information

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type	[Survival][PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project with custom features and quality-of-life commands/plugins. We prioritize quality over quantity and offer a unique Minecraft experience. Join us now!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server?

Yes, the server is open to all players who enjoy Survival and custom features.

What type of gameplay can I expect?

The server offers a Survival mode with a focus on PvE gameplay.

Are there additional worlds to explore?

Yes, there are Archived Worlds and Resource Worlds available for players to explore.

What sets CheesyCraft Redux apart from other servers?

We prioritize quality over quantity and offer a unique Minecraft experience with custom content and features.

Players:	98/300	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7