so come join our minecraft server where age is just a number and we all act like we’re 5 anyways. we have a secret underground club where we host dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. our main attraction is the giant lava pit where players can try to jump across on pigback. trust us, it’s totally safe. we also have a special event every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1571
Emeralds Found: 5034 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
Star Shards Collected: 159 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY