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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3905 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 59 |
Potions Brewed: | 35 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 153 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
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