come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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