come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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