| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3558 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6144 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 4813 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 107 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 3769 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1269 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 6306 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1022 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 223979 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8472 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 130 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 1483 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6968 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8617 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 77 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6525 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 218 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 1840 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Votes: | 1147 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7878 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 5929 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8224 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8009 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1319 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
