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| Players: |
96/300 |
Votes: |
1077 |
| Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: |
2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: |
0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: |
9 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: |
1 |
| Void Gems Collected: |
25 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: |
11 |
Towns Built: |
9 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: |
3 |
Dimension Hops: |
8 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
0 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: |
25 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: |
20 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: |
30 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic
minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
