so, like, u know how bella hadid is like, super famous and stuff? well, she did this ad for adidas and then israel was all like, nah fam, we don’t like that. so they dropped her like a hot potato. but like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our EPIC minecraft server instead?! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out gold bars. so come join the fun and leave all that bella hadid drama behind. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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