Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

achievement, attraction, birth rate, birth rate collapse, Cheap, China, created, export, fact, feeling, fembots, height of feat, human touch, long-lasting, low attraction, Minecraft, sad, Server, sex robots, sex toys, Technology, technology feat, Trust, trustable

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

ai, Assistance, Based, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, nlp, Peter, Peter was so based, phrases, smp, tags, Technology, text analysis, Tools, virtual assistant

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4283	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	127	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	50
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6488

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FreebieCraft

bargain hunting, discount shopping, dream shopping, endless shopping, Exclusive shopping, free for all, Free shopping, FreebieCraft, limited time offer, luxury shopping, once in a lifetime opportunity, Retail paradise, retail therapy, Shop till you drop, Shopping bonanza, Shopping extravaganza, Shopping fantasy., shopping spree, Splurging spree, ultimate shopping experience, Unlimited shopping

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, civilians, combat zone, Conflict, Crisis, Evacuations, forced, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international community, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Oppression, palestine, political conflict, resistance, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

OnlyNations

AGES, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, OnlyNations, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Survival, Towny, Wars, Worldbuilding

OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crops Grown:	5698
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 127 лвл, administrators, Anarchy, assistants, Bedwars, Buildings, Cheats, Clans, classic, DISCOUNTS, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, MineBars, Minecraft, Minigames, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Prices, Prison, Private, Promotional Codes, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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Top server for top players – MineBars!

Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

★ Experienced administrators and assistants

★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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★➜ IP – MBars.net

★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, beautiful wife, chimera ants, Dark Continent Expedition, FANTASY, future king, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, leorio, Manga, Minecraft, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, Server, Yorknew City arc

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

2099, Ancient, common, Demon King, FANTASY, futuristic, humans, Magic, magic and technology, Maou, Medieval, Minecraft, MODERN, Monsters, Peace, rare example, smp, Story, technological world, Technology, thousand years, world

Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Runes Activated:	6