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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7072 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Ores Mined: | 943 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
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