”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Emeralds Found:	4450	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Waffles Gaming

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2189
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome everyone, Today is the day we open up our Pixelmon server that was under development thanks to the developers and all the hard working staff who put effort on making this possible, so today come and enjoy the Pixelmon Launch Please join our TS3 Server at WG.TS3DNS.COM. Remember, if you have any question or concern, visit us on teamspeak 3 as well as if you want instructions on how to install/Play. Enjoy your day!!

64.31.51.231

PilzBros

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

PilzBros

play.pilzbros.com:25643

Middlemonsters MoonQuest

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

This is a friendly but still competitive race to Space using the same modpack as the Yogscast.

216.172.101.147

jazziebots

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Towns Built:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

factions server in progress

198.143.140.229

FrangaCraft SLO/EN

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7313
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Cool Minecraft server with lots of game types and minigames like Faction PvP, Creative plots, EnderGames, parkour, Hunger Games and a lot more to come!

mc.franga2000.com

8 Bit Minecraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Animals Bred:	140	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9936

The people at 8-Bit Minecraft are looking for new people to join their vanilla server. The server is ran by Graffmaster and has been up for around a year. Everything we do is completely vanilla. If you would like to join it is simple. Just fill out the form below and send it to [email protected]. The form lets us know what type of person you are and if you will fit in nicely. When you apply please make sure you put down and a skype name and make sure you are over 14 years old. In Game Name: Skype Name: Age: Why would you like to join 8-Bit Minecraft?: What was the last server you played on?: When did you get minecraft?: How many times a week do you play Minecraft?: Would you ever be interested in donating to better the server?:

172.245.31.104

Hollandcraft

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Build an imposing palace or keep a simple farm? Why choose? Be a Redstone engineer or dominate the Skyblock rankings? Why choose? Hollandcraft has more than enough to offer to satisfy all your Minecraft needs! With an active community, high-quality servers and active staff, we guarantee the best playing experience!

We offer our players: – Creative – Survival – Skyblock – Factions (Soon)

Join now at play.hollandcraft.com

play.hollandcraft.com

TheParkMC

PvP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Home of UHC Games! Love UHC? Love Survival games? Then this server is perfect for you! Come and try it out now. You won’t be disappointed.

hub.theparkmc.com

PPMC – NEW

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

PPMC is an advanced custom Pixelmon 5.1.2 Team based survival experience. Featuring, Shiny starters, integrated teams feature, claiming, weekly official tournaments, friendly staff, voting rewards.

Pixelmon teams feature a leader, a co-leader, and an ace.You can rank up by completely tasks in game such as leveling up your mining skills, catching certain Pokemon, or even defeating players from other teams.

Team Magma members use fire, ground, rock, and steel types. Team Aqua has bug, grass, ice, and of course, water. Team Galactic has dark, ghost, dragon, and poison. Team Rocket has normal, electric, flying, and psychic

mc.playpixelmon.org

Tragic Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4696
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Tragic Survival is a 100%, 24/7 survival server with NO PVP! We have Factions (grief proofing only), McMMO, Essentials and MUCH more! We have been running Tragic Survival for 3 years now, with our entire staff being 21+ years old, very mature and highly experienced. Visit our server at tragicsurvival.servegame.com or www.tragicsurvival.com for more info!

mc.tragicsurvival.com

AlienCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Faction, Survival, PVP, Mob Arena, Paintball, Skyblock, Mcmmo ..Some fun plugins such as using a pumpkin as scuba device and choptree

aliencraft.mcpro.co

BuildCraftia

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Alien Abductions:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

If you are looking for an excellent creative server, BuildCraftia is the one you are looking for. We offer the best tools for building and according to our players, we have the best surroundings for an enjoyable gameplay with our friend players and active staff members!

Join us today at bcsn.us

BCSN.US

KingdomsCity

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Kingdomscity is a Survival based server which allows every player to join which wants to. If you like playing alone that fine but if you enjoy playing with lots of people go ahead and join in on our Teamspeak server – kingdomscity.enjinvoice.com

mc.KingdomsCity.com

Emerald Gaming

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

This is just a temporary post it will be updated and refined later

mc.emeraldminecraft.com

MCAmusement With Disney World

Roleplay

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

This server we are building theme parks in minecraft. So far we have done Magic Kingdom Disney World!

Everything is 1:1 scale with real life!

mcamusement.com