”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

New Minecraft Servers

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

KalmarCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

KalmarCraft is a PVP-RPG based Factions server. We are mainly a Faction-based server, but we also offer Minigames to have fun in, and a great balanced Economy system with all kinds of ways to earn and spend money!

We give players a chance to get started, we reward you with new stuff such as kits as you rank up for free, our staff is friendly, and always there to help you! We hope to see you join our community and have fun!

play.kalmarcraft.com

HazardPVP Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	9111
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to the best server around, and we try our best to be that we are the HazardPVP Factions. Why would you choose to play on our server?

1) We run every server on good, and fast dedicated machines to keep your experience fun, and easy to play!

2) Our staff is extremely kind, and we make sure to keep the community as fun, and clean as possible for anyone and everyone of all ages.

3) We feature tons of awesome content that include weekly events, custom plugins, PVP and other cool stuff.

4) You don’t have to worry about many hardware issues here, as we have tons of backups to insure your data safety. Meaning you won’t have to worry about any hackers.

play.hazardpvp.net

TheMineverse

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Looking for a friendly and active server network? Come join the amazing community at TheMineverse! We provide a dedicated, high quality minecraft gaming experience. We provide the following servers:

SuperHeroes! Space Factions!

Come and check us out to see what a great experience themineverse can be for you! Hub: play.themineverse.com Discord: https://discord.gg/CpSbtE8

play.themineverse.com

PokePower

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8239	New Chunks Explored:	678619
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Potions Brewed:	32

Welcome to the world of Pixelmon. Are you a fan of Mincraft and even a bigger fan of Pokemon? Well this server might be what you’re looking for. Our server provides a friendly, family like environment for our players. We serve YOU and are constantly looking for suggestions to make our server more enjoyable. We work hard as a group to keep this server running and hope you all enjoy your stay. Welcome to PokePower!

Play.PokePower.com

Murica

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1685
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Zombie Dances:	10

Murica!!!!! Home of The Brave!

murica-craft.mcpro.co

Action Allstars Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	4767
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Server IP: mc.aasmc.net This server is also UP TO DATE on it’s Versions. Owners: Arshak13

mc.aasmc.net

Nydus Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Nydus Network ————————————————————————————————- Nydus Network is a Survival, Creative and Skyblock server! ————————————————————————————————- Basic Server Rules: 1: Have Fun 2: No Hacking/Exploiting/X-ray/Cheating 3: Respect everyone. 5: Play Fair 6: No Abusing Moderator/Admin power 7: NO Advertising other servers! ————————————————————————————————- Have Fun and Good Luck!

play.nydusmc.com

DusDavidGames

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

De DDG server .

play.dusdavidgames.nl

Wildcat Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mines Excavated:	2684
Dragon Eggs Found:	4227	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Professional Staff Amazing Builds Simple Fun Expertly Configured Lag-free Ranks 24/7 Uptime

198.55.108.135:25596

SkyyLands

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Votes:	6678
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Sky Islands! Pvp Raid Factions Arena Parkour Multi World

Newer server, going to be great! Member opinions greatly appreciated. Come in and check us out! We have a few staff positions open!!

Factions! PVP! Raids!!! Join now!

108.166.172.57

kazzolina

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2057	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

“AWESOME DUDE THERE IS PVP”

-snoopy

az-mc.us

PaxArtfex

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Towns Built:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you ready to build your dream? Are you tired of servers where your creations are griefed, where your materials are stolen, where rudeness is the norm? Come build with us! PaxArtifex is the realization of a real life couple’s vision. Come build your dream and grow with us!

192.99.21.19

mc.NWPS.fi PvP Survival

PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Server meant for casual gaming only. GriefPrevention and Dynmap are the only plugin in use.

TeamSpeak: ts.nwps.fi:9987 Map: https://map.nwps.fi

mc.nwps.fi

Skyblock-France

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

French server entirely dedicated to Skyblock! Almost the entire game in French, more than 50 challenges, exchanges, shops, auctions… Serious, competent and attentive staff.

87.98.195.44:25965

CraftingNation

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mines Excavated:	4909

CraftingNation

198.154.112.221