> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyNoobsBegone

ANNOYED, annoying questions, constantly repeating, CraftyNoobsBegone, drained, exasperated, exhausted, explaining over and over, explaining the obvious, explaining the same thing, fed up, Frustration, over it, patience wearing thin, repeating myself, same old questions, tired of explaining, Tiresome, Weary, worn out

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

arms control, cold war, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military alliances, military strategy, nato, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, political decision making, SECURITY, Server, soviet union, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3771
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

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lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Brainy Sleepy Check

alertness assessment, Australian, brain activity, brain-based measure, Brainy, CHECK, chronic sleepiness, cognitive function, Diagnosis, exam alertness, fatigue management, machinery operation, neuroscience, Public Safety, researchers, safe driving, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep health, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleepy, two minutes

So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Amazing SMP

Adventure, Balanced, building, Community, Conquer, Cross-Play, Economy, Empire, endless possibilities, Exploration, fair, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, pay to win, Resources, Survival, team-up, THRIVING, Trade, Wild

[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Farms Harvested:	663
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Xique Xique Network

Bedwars, clan system, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, exchanges, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, sandbox game, Server, Survival, survival mode, virtual world, Warps, Xique Network

Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

Active players, apply, Community, Datapacks, Discord, EniValhalla, Griefers, java, jokes, meets, Minecraft, Mods, month old, Nice Community, player count, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat, Votes, World Map

Enival Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Enival?	Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
Are there any mods/datapacks on the server?	Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
Is there a whitelist on the server?	Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
Can players suggest changes for the server?	Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
How can I join the server?	You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Star Shards Collected:	163
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Shark Date Minecraft Server

aquatic beings, bizarre relationships, date, DATING, dating preferences, FANTASY, hybrid relationships, love, Minecraft, mythical creatures, mythical dating, ocean creatures, part shark, relationships, sea creatures, Server, shark, shark characteristics, shark girl, shark lover, shark-human hybrid, strange relationships, unique relationships, unusual partners

Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5977
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

action, adaptation, Anime, Character, Dark, Edgy, Fan, FANTASY, fate/stay night, Favorite, hf, japanese, Minecraft, Preference, Protagonist, romance, route, Saber, sabers, Shounen, smp, Storyline, UBW, visual novel

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BoomerCamBlocker420

BoomerCamBlocker420, elderly father, elderly parent, family boundaries, family dynamics, family privacy, family relationships, family vacation, patriarch, personal space, privacy, Relaxation, remote sanctuary, remote vacation home, security cameras, truman show, vacation boundaries, vacation home, vacation house

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

battle scars, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, emotional scars, Healing Process, inner strength, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, psychological trauma, resilience, signs of distress., signs of emotional pain, signs of hardship, signs of struggle, signs of suffering, signs of trauma, SignsOfASurvivor, smp, Trauma, Trauma recovery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Last Day Craft!

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What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SinwarSlayer69

OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

6 months, Bacterial infection, chronic cough, cough analysis, cough frequency, cough monitoring, CoughCraft, Disease Progression, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, long-term study, Medical research, Monitoring, objective tracking, Patients, public health, pulmonary conditions, respiratory health, study, Tracker, treatment effectiveness, Tuberculosis

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	296
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.