| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7434 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 118 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8640 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 293 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Votes: | 7307 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 5968 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5489 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 831939 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!
But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.
Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.
So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1213 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9253 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 7627 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 57 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Votes: | 4978 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7547 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7021 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca
almostanarchy.ca
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8714 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3015 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 855 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.
Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.
Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9266 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 38 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4780 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 557859 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!
So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 9042 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 9806 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Welcome to Cheesecake SMP! |
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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1850 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”
And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9014 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 98 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7231 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9473 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
