| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 235 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 195 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 72 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 85 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 87 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 9731 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!
But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 168 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7133 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 176 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
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Top server for top players – MineBars!
Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6
★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP
★ Unique plugins made by our programmers
★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes
★ Experienced administrators and assistants
★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes
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★➜ IP – MBars.net
★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru
★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars
★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars
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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored ๐
With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!
Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!
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| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8585 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.
Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!