| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7154 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 196 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?
plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.
so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.
another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.
join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Ores Mined: | 7986 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 82 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 175 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 7034 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1760 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!
But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 187 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.