Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Crops Grown: 1676
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Villages Defended: 16 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Servers