Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
Mythical Swords Crafted: 89 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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