Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Crops Grown: 8170
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 32

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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