Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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