Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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