Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
Runes Activated: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Zombie Dances: 9
Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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