Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Star Shards Collected: 139 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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