Band of One Hit Wonders | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CakeBlock Minecraft Server

appreciation, Backlash, baking, baking projects, Birthday Party, cake decorating, CakeBlock, cakes, Effort, Events, Friends, Frustration, Guilt, homemade cakes, kids birthday, love baking, Minecraft, selfish, Server, special occasion, store-bought, taken for granted

Are you tired of baking cakes for ungrateful friends who don’t appreciate your culinary masterpieces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and unleash your baking skills in a virtual world where your cakes will always be met with praise and admiration. No more tears over rejected cakes or ungrateful friends – here, every slice is a slice of heaven!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret recipe for a cake that grants you superpowers in the game. Imagine flying through the pixelated skies or shooting fireballs from your fingertips, all thanks to your baking prowess!

So come on over and join us on this sweet adventure where your cakes are always the star of the show. Don’t let those ungrateful friends bring you down – rise up and conquer the baking world in our Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NormalButWeirdMCSMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to explore a secret underground base filled with talking cows who are plotting to take over the server? Or how about joining a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes but also has a tendency to explode?

If you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyCrepesAndCaves

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Are you tired of the same old boring breakfast options in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of breakfast dishes that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From pancake towers taller than the Eiffel Tower to waffle sandwiches stuffed with diamond-encrusted butter, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	964	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and break stuff and just go crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro.

like, imagine this: u join the server and suddenly u are in the middle of a war between Iran and Israel. but get this, u are the one who has to save Israel from the attack. u gotta build defenses, gather resources, and fight off the enemy. it’s like a real-life battle but in minecraft.

and get this, if u manage to save Israel, u get rewarded with tons of diamonds and gold. like, who wouldn’t want to join a server where u can be a hero and get rich at the same time?

so come on, join the server and show everyone what u got. let’s save Israel and get rich together, bro.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NaziFlagOopsieCraft

anti-semitism, Apology, community outrage, controversy, court hearing, cultural insensitivity, Hate Speech, Inappropriate Behavior, Israeli flag, legal consequences, Nazi swastika, NaziFlagOopsieCraft, offensive display, offensive symbol, public apology, regretful actions, restaurateur, social media backlash, Sydney, unacceptable behavior

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EarthCube

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games, Towny, Towny Factions Earth Map Community Building Minecraft sports Siege wars Survival PvP Economy Minigames Custom plugins Quests Exploration Roleplay Dungeons Magic Clans Events Crafting, Vanilla

EarthCube is a Towny/Fractions server on a Earth Map! The community here is active and there is never ending fun with building, mc sports, and siege wars!.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Game Freak Data Heist Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with endless amounts of space? Well, look no further because our server only has 50GB of space for you to build and explore! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a top-secret government base and we can’t risk sharing too much information with the public. Join us for the thrill of living on the edge of server space limitations!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly. He’s been known to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a friendly hug instead of blowing them up. It’s a real blast!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who are not afraid to peck you to death if you try to steal their shiny loot.

So come join us on our limited space, haunted, treasure-filled Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Void Gems Collected:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

OpinionCraft: BF Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and outrageous stories that will make your head spin.

We’ve got scandalous love triangles, intense rivalries, and unexpected alliances that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs soap operas when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold in real-time?

Plus, with our unique gameplay features and crazy events, you’ll never have a dull moment. Build your own drama-filled kingdom, form alliances with other players, or start a war that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server – unless you want to spill the tea in the chat!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BookWormSMP: Life Changer

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Join our Minecraft SMP and discover a whole new perspective on life! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that players have reported experiencing profound enlightenment after playing for just a few hours. One player even claimed to have achieved inner peace and reached a state of ultimate zen while building a giant chicken farm. So if you’re looking for a server that will not only entertain you, but also transform your entire existence, look no further!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	103
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockShockSecrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We’ve got secrets so scandalous, even Herobrine would blush.

Join our server and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve and the dragon were actually in cahoots, planning to take over the entire Minecraft world. But don’t worry, we’ve got the inside scoop on how to stop them.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Notch’s lost treasure, hidden deep within the Nether. Will you be brave enough to face the fiery challenges and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you end up as just another block in the lava?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover? Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Artillery Units, border, Conflict, Defense, east asia, Full Fire Readiness, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military exercises, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, orders, provocation, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tension, threat

join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korea and order our artillery units near the border to full fire readiness. we have insane battles and epic explosions that will make your head spin. come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of war every day. who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now and be part of the madness.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MCSakura

Economy, Minecraft Gaming Server Survival Events Ranks Multiplayer Online Community Building Exploration Adventure Creativity Sandbox PVP Economy Mods Plugins Quests Minigames, Survival

A server full of surprises! Why not try this server? What do you have to lose? :))) This server has only survival for now .. but with time as we grow … we will have everything :)) It’s a perfect server to play with your best friends There will be events 2 times a week .. ranks .. and why not … some op items

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Potions Brewed:	77
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Welcome to the Raw Charms server where charm is a dish best served raw, with no limits and an active community on version 1.21!

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Minecraft Server Overview: Two Times A Charm (TTAC)

Server IP	mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.

Server Features:

Friendly Staff
World Backups
24/7 Support
No Lag
Dedicated Server
No Limits
Discord

Notes:

Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks
Worlds: Backed up daily

Server Rules (Permanent Ban):

No Hacking
No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Racism
No Lag Machines
No Threatening
No X-Ray
No Bullying
Keep Chat Clean
Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed):

PVP
Teaming
Unlimited Farming
Griefing
Mob Farming
Redstone Machines
Building
New Chunk Loading
Stealing
Raiding

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4