come join our epic minecraft server where we have bananas as big as your mom’s buttcheeks and colombian death squads chasing after you for that sweet $38m payout! we promise you’ll have a blast dodging bullets and building pixelated houses while laughing your butt off. join now before the bananas run out and the death squads get bored!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7836
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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