BananaCraft: Paying Off Death Squads | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Snowy Suburbs Server: Where Creepers are the Only Diversity!

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Are you tired of wandering through Minecraft servers only to find cities full of colorful characters? Look no further! Our server is the last remaining stronghold of the white city, where the buildings are as white as the snow-capped mountains and the villagers all wear matching white robes. Join us for a truly unique experience where you can blend in seamlessly with the monochromatic surroundings and never worry about standing out in a crowd. Plus, rumor has it that our white wool is the softest in all the land, perfect for crafting the most luxurious beds and pillows. So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the whitest of them all!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	7928
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Victor’s Vixens: A Blocky Adventure!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build your dream hentai castle while fighting off hordes of pixelated monsters with your trusty diamond sword.

Join our server and become a part of our wacky adventure where two experienced developers are leading the charge to create the most epic hentai game ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Make impactful decisions for the game, like choosing which tentacle monster should be the final boss or what kind of lewd skins should be available for your character.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Discord now and be a part of this insane journey! Who knows, you might even become the hero of our hentai Minecraft world. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	1669
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky BJs & Beyond: A Minecraft Server for the Curious and Creative!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness black girls sucking dick like never before – in Minecraft! Our players have mastered the art of giving blowjobs in the most unexpected places, from the top of a pixelated mountain to the depths of a virtual cave.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding penguins who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with jaw-dropping surprises and unforgettable moments. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Tomboy Adventures

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for tomboys, leg lock enthusiasts, and pixie cut lovers!

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your tomboy skills by building the most badass structures, lock your friends in leg locks during PVP battles, and sport the trendiest pixie cut skins in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground pixie cut salon where you can get the most fabulous haircuts in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted leg lock sword that grants you the power to immobilize your enemies with just one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the tomboy, leg lock, and pixie cut madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Crops Grown:	4189	Players Killed by Monsters:	436
New Chunks Explored:	436504	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Zombie Pigmen’s Rave Party: Explaining the Appeal of This Creature

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic mobs like zombies and creepers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic creature you’ve ever seen on our server – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! This majestic beast roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. But beware, if you dare to challenge it, you better come prepared with a rainbow sword and unicorn armor because this creature is no joke!

Join our server now to embark on a quest to befriend the Rainbow Llama Unicorn and gain its magical powers. Rumor has it that if you can ride it into battle, you’ll be unstoppable! Plus, we have exclusive rainbow-themed building blocks and weapons that you won’t find anywhere else. So why settle for boring old pigs and cows when you can have a Rainbow Llama Unicorn as your loyal companion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures on our server. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the awesomeness of the Rainbow Llama Unicorn!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	670

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

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Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2369
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Booty Bouncers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Animals Bred:	104	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AwkwardCraft: Where being socially stunted is just another block in the game!

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Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	3556
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	789

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Char-mingCraft: Where Your Pixelated Characters Rule the World!

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Join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have taken over the virtual world with their mad coding skills. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build the most insane structures and pull off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the art of stealth and combat. Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the feathers out of them – it’s all possible on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because fame and fortune await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to llamas, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	406
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GF vs. Porn Minecraft Server – Build your way to victory!

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Are you tired of being caught red-handed by your girlfriend while watching porn? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and learn how to cum multiple times without her suspecting a thing! Our virtual world is filled with secret techniques and strategies to keep your porn addiction under wraps. Plus, you can build a fortress to hide all your dirty little secrets. Don’t give up on your guilty pleasure, join us now and become a master of deception!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SuomiCraft: Where Finland in the summer is Heaven and creepers wear sunglasses

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Finland in the summer – absolute heaven! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, even the creepers wear sunscreen to protect their delicate skin from the sun’s rays.

2. The pigs on our server have been trained to do synchronized swimming in the rivers and lakes. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. Talk about multitasking!

4. The villagers on our server throw the most epic beach parties every weekend. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.

5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself vacations on our server because even he can’t resist the allure of our paradise-like world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft version of Finland in the summer. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ores Mined:	555	Holy Grails Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3481	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4