Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Towns Built: 6
Dragon Scales Harvested: 347 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Ores Mined: 4061
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

    The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Villages Defended: 11
    Crops Grown: 4286 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 38

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • DadDisagreesMCServer

    DadDisagreesMCServer
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

    Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

    So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • KidzGoneWildMC

    KidzGoneWildMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

    Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3892 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ComebackCraft SMP

    ComebackCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

    Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 270
    New Chunks Explored: 679764 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 28 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Towns Built: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4533
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Towns Built: 10 Animals Bred: 25
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Void Gems Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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